Betty’s talking has been going great guns of late. In the early days of our training, Boo copied my mouth Read More

It is Sunday morning. Betty is plonked in front of the telly gawping at a conga style marathon of startlingly Read More

How GOOD are hands?! Seriously, what GENIUS thought up these uncanny devices? Steve Jobs? I’m just dipping my toe in Read More

By Betty Briars 1) Select a frame which suits your face shape and personality. Sure, you want to come across Read More

We did it. We lowered The Poop’s cot to its third position. To its lowest rung. To the final level. It’s Read More

Comfy? When I put The Poop down for her lunchtime nap, it seems very much that pain is the name Read More

Had arranged to go and see a friend’s new baby today. Got there and she wasn’t in. Hmm. Second time Read More

So. Where do I start with this one? How about – GRANADA SHOWED UP TODAY. Like you do. (Though I must add Read More

Look at that lot. Not a one that’s gonna cut it. How the Hell do I take my daughter for Read More

Since becoming a mother I have developed super human tendencies which surpass all levels of brilliance and splendidness I commanded Read More