PR? With pennies? Hello!!
How LOVELY to meet you.
Sit down. No, not there; this one's a recliner. That's better. Cuppa tea? Biscuit? I'm sure I've got some cake back there somewhere for special visitors...
Okay, let's get to it. I can write. I am funny. You've got money. You do the maths. Sir.
(Just in case you've got dyscalculia, put down the calculator and listen. I'm a dream to work with. You'll find me astoundingly intelligent and breathtakingly attractive. Or at least keen, interested and cheap. Crystal?)
What will I do?
Right - I don't want to waste your time, so I'm going to be straight with you.
I WON'T WRITE REVIEWS OR SPONSORED POSTS. That's because a) I don't have the time to write them.
And b). There is no b).
I won't slap adverts all over my blog for £1.27 paid via Paypal in instalments over three years.
But, shift the decimal point a couple of places to the right and you're on.
I will happily participate in events/memes/forums/etc away from this blog if I have time/receive financial renumeration/ care about the thing I'm being asked to attend (a bit).
However, I am in general, a principle-less, hollow, poor human being with a penchant for cold hard cash and massive blog exposure, so everything I just said is probably a lie.
And if you don't ask, you don't get.
Click My Funny Contact above if you still wish to tout your wares.