PR? With pennies? Hello!!
How LOVELY to meet you.
Sit down. No, not there; this one's a recliner. That's better. Cuppa tea? Biscuit? I'm sure I've got some cake back there somewhere for special visitors...
Okay, let's get to it. I can write. I am funny. You've got money. You do the maths. Sir.
(Just in case you've got dyscalculia, put down the calculator and listen. I'm a dream to work with. You'll find me astoundingly intelligent and breathtakingly attractive. Or at least keen, interested and cheap. Crystal?)
What will I do?
Right - I don't want to waste your time, so I'm going to be straight with you.
I WON'T WRITE REVIEWS OR SPONSORED POSTS. That's because a) I don't have the time to write them.
And b). There is no b).
I won't slap adverts all over my blog for £1.27 paid via Paypal in instalments over three years.
But, shift the decimal point a couple of places to the right and you're on.
I will happily participate in events/memes/forums/etc away from this blog if I have time/receive financial renumeration/ care about the thing I'm being asked to attend (a bit).
However, I am in general, a principle-less, hollow, poor human being with a penchant for cold hard cash and massive blog exposure, so everything I just said is probably a lie.
And if you don't ask, you don't get.
Click My Funny Contact above if you still wish to tout your wares.
haha! you are funny, marry me already!
ReplyDeleteWhat, like in a Thai bride way? What do I get out of it? A British passport? Oh cool.
DeleteOh no...wait. I've got one of those. What with me being British and all.
Find me a special power, a lifetime supply of free toilet rolls or a pair of pliers that open any really tight jar and you're on.
xx