|1) If it is brown and soft and Mum has been sitting guzzling it for ten minutes prior to offering you any, it could well be chocolate. Grab onto it before she changes her mind.|
|2) Dive straight in. Nibble it, lick it, suck it, wipe it all over your face.|
But don't let it out of your sight.
|3) Once totally devoured, take a moment to savour each morsel...|
|4)...then cry your eyes out in the hope that someone will take pity on you and dig out some more.|