Indecent Proposal

Under Dave's orders, tonight's is a short post as apparently, over the last couple of weeks, due to spending my evenings updating this blog, I have been "neglecting my wifely duties"...

He says he feels constantly dirty, races home from work desperate to get naked and spends all day fantasising about me providing him with some sort of discreet maid service.

So I can't sit round here chatting; this mountain of skiddy undies aren't going to sort themselves.
(I don't do discreet).