By Betty Briars.
If you like getting into trouble with your Mum, this is my guide on how to infuriate her most effectively.
|1) Have a full blown paddy when she's trying to get you dressed. |
If she is already late to go out this should really push her to
|2) Disliking food she has spent hours peeling and chopping and|
blending will cause havoc. Especially if you go the extra mile and
spit it out.
|3) Scream blue murder if she sticks you in a United baby grow.|
Mine really hates that.
|4) Have a keen eye and be ready to pick out opportunities to be awkward.|
Cream application, the putting on of socks - all are to be seized upon.
|5) Select an activity which happens regularly throughout the day,|
nappy changes for example, and centre your kick offs on this.
That way you can routinely wind her up.
|6) Always, always, always remember to have a sad face at|
the end of your tantrum. Pulling at the heartstrings will combat any
punishment which may have been heading your way.