Sexy Mama

In my ever shameless pursuit of more readers, I have discovered another ploy to cadge a few more sets of eyes who might be willing to keep you three company in the empty wilds of my blog.
ParentsConnect are currently running a Sexy Mama Bloggers feature and have asked parent bloggers to answer a few questions. Because the three people who actually read this are related to me, I ensure that sex is a topic strictly off limits, but that was before I could sell out for a quick buck/larger audience. So goodnight principles, hello gratuitous plugging...


What makes you feel sexy?
Keeping my beard at bay.
Having had a shower in the last three weeks. 
Plaiting my armpit hair.
Kidding myself that I have returned to my prenatal weight. 
Chocolate. 
Managing to get every last chunk of baby sick off my jeans so you can hardly see the stain. 

Counting the pubes on the bath sponge.

Who's your sexy mama role model?
Paris Hilton - she works the scrawny, empty headed, screamingly vacant yet worrying loaded look so effortlessly that she has inspired an generation of insecure, fragile young girls to emulate her ground-breakingly demeaning brand of womanly patheticness. 
And she's sooo got the prettiest fingernails EVER. You go girl! 


What's your best tip to help other moms feel super-confident and sexy?
Always get your piles treated. Suppositories do work if you catch them early enough.